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I'm Kim, a working mother of two, and wife to my best friend.

My kids make me laugh, my kids make me cry, and they even make me want to hide.

Come along and enjoy our journey. I guarantee you'll have a blast.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Lunch Date

Chris and I thought it would be fun to take our little girl out to lunch. Just the three of us.
Morgan agreed, and was thrilled to have our undivided attention.
I thought the lunch was going well...you know all the typical parent/child bonding stuff.
We finished our meal and were just simply enjoying our time together.
That's when she says it...
When are we leaving guys? Are we going to pay our bill or are we going to just sit here and stare at each other all day?
So much for quality time spent with our child. I can hardly wait until she's 16.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Reconciliation

Logan is preparing to make his First Communion this year. As part of that preparation, he needed to complete his Reconciliation.
This was a very nervous time for Logan. He constantly worried about his prayers, what he would say to the priest, and what he would have to do to repent for his sins.
We worked on this for weeks. He asked me questions over and over to make himself feel better.
Finally the day arrived, and as I'm driving him to religion class he recites his prayer to me and very confidently says...
Mom, I know what my sin is. I'm ready.
I can hardly wait to pick him up and hear about his night. I'm noticing he has a proud, almost smug look on his face, so I ask about the evening.
Logan, how was religion. Did everything go OK during reconciliation?
Yep.
Did you talk with the priest.
Yep.
What did you say? What was your sin?
I told him I back talk to my parents and am mean to you sometimes.
Really?!? I'm so proud of you for recognizing how wrong that is. So now you know, not to do that anymore and that it's very serious.
Mom, please. It's no big deal. The priest told me to say a prayer today then I'm forgiven. So I said my prayer, and I've already been forgiven for being mean to you.
But, you still understand that it's not nice to do that, right?
Uh (cackles as he's saying this, an evil little cackle if you ask me) right Mom.
What does that mean Logan?
Well if it were that serious why did I only have to say one short little prayer? I figure if I back talk again, I'll just say a prayer and I'm forgiven.
At the rate your going Logan, your going to be saying a lot of prayers.
That's OK, I'm suppose to memorize them anyway. Because when I memorize them, I get a piece of candy in class.
Well then, I'm so glad to see that you have learned your lesson.
Yeah Mom, uh huh.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Conversations with Children

Do you ever feel like this picture? My poor baby had a rough day when this picture was taken and due to hospital and stitches trauma she was pooped. I on the other hand often feel like this after lengthy conversations with my children. They go a little something like this: Morgan, Grandma is coming over to babysit you tonight? Is she coming today? Yes, tonight. Today or tonight Mommy? Tonight. Is tonight tomorrow Mommy? No Morgan. It's today tonight. When is she coming Mommy!! TONIGHT!! So today is tonight, right Mommy? Yes Morgan. Oh.

Credit Cards for Kids?

Photo by Designs by Difulvio
What age is too young to have a credit card? I'm of the belief that a college student sounds appropriate.
So you can imagine my shock to find one of my credit cards with my name crossed out and my son's written in it's place.
Imagine something like this:
I never thought I needed to protect my assets from a 7 year old. Logan got a lecture, I got a giggle and the credit card company got a call.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Facial Hair

While Morgan was getting ready for a party, she very seriously says:
Mommy, when will I get hair on my body?
Morgan, not for awhile babe. And besides why do you want hair on your body so badly?
Because I want to have hair on my chin just like you Mommy.
Well then...and I thought noone could see that?

Baby Bunions

Logan and Morgan were in their usual mode of annoying each other yesterday. As an only child, I don't understand this constant need to aggravate each other.
The aggravating quickly turned into wrestling. Next thing I know Morgan is shouting at her brother...
Logan! Logan! Stop it (imagine a 5 year old girl whine), you are stepping on my bunions.
The entire family stops (even Logan). No need to break up this fight, but now I need to explain to my seven year old what a bunion is.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Backward Alphabet

I don't know about you, but I can't sing the alphabet backwards and I haven't even had a cocktail.

My little princess and her friends have it down pat. Take a listen and a lesson...Maybe you too can sign the alphabet backward.

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