Conversations at the Vets Office

To prepare for our upcoming trip we needed to make a quick stop at the vet for a few doggie shots.  I expected it to go rather smoothly ( who am I kidding? 2 adults, 2 kids, and 2 dogs in a 5x5 room waiting for 30 minutes.  Good times people....Good times)

While I was talking to the doctor I never expected to hear what I heard:

"Mr. Cocky is going to spank you."

"Howdy Partner."

"Please don't kick me in the weiner."

"I do believe I'm going to fart on you now."

I just know the vet didn't hear all that...right?!  Nah...definitely not.